Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedov: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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  • Publicēšanas datums 12 aug 2019
  • John Oliver takes a look at the president of Turkmenistan, a dangerous autocrat with some notably strange obsessions.
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  • Mr Cookie
    Mr Cookie Pirms 15 Stundām

    Is it just me or is John Oliver getting less and less funny?

  • Mr Cookie
    Mr Cookie Pirms 15 Stundām

    This world is a fucking simulation, and Turkemistan is the circus

  • KJ Vids
    KJ Vids Pirms 16 Stundām

    Why he have dome of the rock from Israel in his background? 😕

  • Sparker Lily
    Sparker Lily Pirms dienas +1

    I recorded this episode and the record cut off right before they showed the cake so I’m really glad I was able to find it on LVclip

  • Matthew Weatherman
    Matthew Weatherman Pirms dienas

    John if you really worked out (which you sort of do as you do work out of an HBO studio) you should know that the proper way to show off the flex and be confident about nailing it only requires one sentence and two gestures. "The beach is over there, and the waves are this high." Punctuated by an authoritative outward nasal snort while looking as blaze' as possible. If you have the muscle mass when it comes to narrative, less is way more. (also kissing your own bicep in an offhand way after "over there" is wholly appropriate.)

  • Dustin Rodriguez
    Dustin Rodriguez Pirms dienas

    Aw, I was kinda hoping that Birdy was that guy who wrote a book and forces the entire country to read it and teach it in schools that can't tell the difference between boys and girls and is himself just a tremendously ignorant, stupid person. That must be another authoritarian dictator. Also, Guinness? I thought you guys were about world records? Would it help if Mr. Oliver fucked a horse?

  • Victor Saucedo
    Victor Saucedo Pirms dienas +1

    Today, i Vicapolis from the NEW Vica World Records approve this as the Largest Cake Ever Made!!! Rounding exactly 600sq ft Congrats to John Oliver and his team of Last Week Tonight
    PS: I need sponsors to make it official since Guinness is going to shyts the spot will be empty soon LMFAO😁😉

  • Victor Saucedo
    Victor Saucedo Pirms dienas +1

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! FUCK U GUINNESS BITCHES!!!!!!!!!! UP YOURS ASSHOLES PUTOS!!!!!!!!

  • Diana L. Clausen
    Diana L. Clausen Pirms dienas

    John Oliver makes everything look like a piece of cake with his brilliant servings of humor baked with actual facts and frosted with his cuteness. Oh, and with the size of this pastry, he may have a world's record the having his cake and eating it too. Okay, I'll stop for now

  • Atle Andrei Nybakken
    Atle Andrei Nybakken Pirms dienas

    -"Uh-uh, Pendleton! Uh-uh! The white cake with the sweet frost."

  • Jeb Rainbow Sheep
    Jeb Rainbow Sheep Pirms 2 dienām

    They are really spending HBO’s money wisely

  • Jonathan Bullas
    Jonathan Bullas Pirms 2 dienām

    Time to get rid of all the GWR books I got every year for Christmas when I was a kid.
    Sorry, “oldest male stripper”.

  • q l
    q l Pirms 2 dienām

    Just the right height, no bucket required.

  • Hermes Escobar
    Hermes Escobar Pirms 2 dienām

    HBO: John, you are a totalitarian fuck!
    John: why?
    HBO: you made us spend Doug for shit!
    John: I see your point.

  • Aidan Silber
    Aidan Silber Pirms 3 dienām

    In total fairness if he did fire the gun while riding the bike, that'd be pretty impressive. Cause riding with one hand while firing a gun would be difficult due to the recoil. However he probably didn't even fire it.

  • Hameedah Ettu
    Hameedah Ettu Pirms 3 dienām

    Horse oliver looks like bojack

  • SwagHags69
    SwagHags69 Pirms 3 dienām +4

    You didn't include the clip of him singing "Goodbye Horses" while he takes his shirt off and applies lipstick.

  • Yeet Man
    Yeet Man Pirms 4 dienām +1

    10:21

  • Yeet Man
    Yeet Man Pirms 4 dienām +28

    Hbo executive: Where’d all that money go?
    John: **silently panicking** y’all like cake?

  • Aidah Di Leoni
    Aidah Di Leoni Pirms 4 dienām

    The cake is wonderful. What a great ending. I’m surprised Trump🤥hasn’t caught onto this Guinness world record gimmick. He could win by having them count all of the lies he has told since the beginning of his campaign through his presidency and so on and so on and so on. 🤥

  • Big Creme
    Big Creme Pirms 4 dienām

    I really dislike this guy and his show. But that was pure genius.

  • Arthur Le Toquin
    Arthur Le Toquin Pirms 4 dienām

    You could have added several banned things in Turkmenistan such as:
    -Black cars
    -Long hairs (for mens)
    -Gold teeths
    -Violence & sexe on TV
    -Driving for women
    -Bikinis

  • Maciek Ryba
    Maciek Ryba Pirms 5 dienām

    Fucking funny american cocksuckers , fucking shit sponsored by ms..........

  • Alif Nurfakhri
    Alif Nurfakhri Pirms 5 dienām

    Probably one of the biggest flex on live tv in history

  • Advocatus Diaboli
    Advocatus Diaboli Pirms 5 dienām

    Thank you! Now I know a country called Turkmenistan exists.

  • Michael Mendiola
    Michael Mendiola Pirms 5 dienām

    He's right, those horses look JRHNBR

  • rgderen88
    rgderen88 Pirms 6 dienām

    8:10 John Oliver is a furry confirmed

  • Jose Burgara
    Jose Burgara Pirms 6 dienām

    Those targets are literally just Uncle Sams

  • Honkin' Bubba Fulton
    Honkin' Bubba Fulton Pirms 7 dienām

    How did they get that cake in there?

  • Joe
    Joe Pirms 7 dienām

    Just curious, who looks at this as a name for their kid and thinks, "yeah, that will make him popular." Then again, he basically owns a country and I don't so....

  • verner5196
    verner5196 Pirms 7 dienām

    How about have a largest human- horse intercourse and send an RSVP. Ask him if he going to bring his own horse?

  • Daniel Morris
    Daniel Morris Pirms 7 dienām +1

    Obama: [does anything]
    American Republicans: "Obama's a dictator!!"
    Trump: [does anything]
    American Democrats: "Trump's a dictator!!"
    Actual dictators: [commit unspeakable crimes against humanity]
    Americans: "Wait, who's that again?"

  • RamboRamboRambo
    RamboRamboRambo Pirms 7 dienām

    One of the women laughing sounds like the lady from Jaselnik standup show

  • Mega Rayquaza911
    Mega Rayquaza911 Pirms 7 dienām

    Fuck GWR

  • Paul TheSkeptic
    Paul TheSkeptic Pirms 7 dienām +2

    John Oliver you're disgusting. You make it sound so cheap and tawdry. It wasn't like that. I... I mean he, bought her some lovely oats, only the best, we had a lovely ride in the moonlight, I slipped off her saddle before finally... heaven. It was completely consensual of course. It was beautiful and you're sick.

  • Anne Homann
    Anne Homann Pirms 7 dienām

    The only news show that i can always expect to do such ridiculous yet awesome and gunny things😂

  • Kellan Borgstrom
    Kellan Borgstrom Pirms 8 dienām +2

    Yeah, that guy is DEFINITELY a clopper.
    If you dont know what that is, dont look it up, you'll keep your sanity.

  • Jed Olson
    Jed Olson Pirms 8 dienām

    who else clicked just to see what the title meant

  • Montesama314
    Montesama314 Pirms 8 dienām

    "I'm not a 9 year old about to testify in family court; why should I give a shit about the Guinness Book of World Records?"

  • Montesama314
    Montesama314 Pirms 8 dienām +1

    It's pretty telling that every authoritarian on the planet seems to be an insecure flabby old man.

  • Sapphire Riddles
    Sapphire Riddles Pirms 8 dienām +1

    What im hearing here is that Turkmenistan would definitely lose a battle if their opponent used the legendary literal Trojan horse

  • DjMaffi
    DjMaffi Pirms 8 dienām

    1:35 did Dom Mazzetti write this segment?

  • papagena589
    papagena589 Pirms 8 dienām

    Re: the horse obsession. I guess it is in the culture of central Asian men, remember they had a long relation with the nomadic/Mongolian tribes of central asia. After reading a lot about central Asia and Mongol history, I only started to understand how important horses have been in their traditional way of life. That kind of obsession can only show how much Genghis Khan's legacy influenced the region and the culture, and how 'medieval' it all seems up until quite recently...

  • Sydney Slaughter
    Sydney Slaughter Pirms 8 dienām

    Obviously G.B. has just never graduated out of his teenage-girl-horse-phase. Odd, but there’s nothing wrong with that.

  • Evan Doyle
    Evan Doyle Pirms 8 dienām

    Welp...someone grew up on Monty Python. Heh heh heh...this bit was genius.

  • kluangh1tam
    kluangh1tam Pirms 8 dienām +1

    It was really the icing of the cake moment. Literally. Icings, cake.. all that shit..

  • Kris Doyle
    Kris Doyle Pirms 9 dienām

    This is actually one of my favorite episodes. Incredibly entertaining.

  • Grayson Tartt
    Grayson Tartt Pirms 9 dienām +1

    I’d watch Last Steed Tonight starring John Oliver The Horse

  • UrpleSquirrel
    UrpleSquirrel Pirms 9 dienām

    At first I reacted to John saying Berdimuhamedov likes horses to a weird degree by thinking "But it's the middle east, that's like saying a guy from Texas likes pickup trucks to a weird degree" and then we got a little farther.

    Yeah, that guy is *too* into horses.

  • Eric Smith
    Eric Smith Pirms 9 dienām

    Is it weird to be in love with someone stictly for their comedic prowess? Because I am, and I'm a straight male. Idk how to feel.

  • mendali
    mendali Pirms 10 dienām

    was the cake good tho?

  • Kyle W.
    Kyle W. Pirms 10 dienām +1

    A French AA meeting Damn that's the smokiest place I could ever imagine

  • Kyle W.
    Kyle W. Pirms 10 dienām

    4:11 no bullet holes hahaha

  • Morilin
    Morilin Pirms 10 dienām

    Every single time I think you guys spent a ridiculous amount of money to do something hilariously stupid; you go out and break something else out even better.
    Slow clap John. Slow clap dude.
    You're awesome.

  • kuroro
    kuroro Pirms 11 dienām +1

    Q: Why on earth is John Oliver pretending to give a shit about Turkmenistan?
    A: "The United States and Turkmenistan continue to disagree about the latter country's path toward democratic and economic reform. The United States has publicly advocated industrial privatization, market liberalization, and fiscal reform, as well as legal and regulatory reforms to open up the economy to foreign trade and investment, as the best way to achieve prosperity and true independence and sovereignty.

    Turkmenistan has an embassy in Washington, D.C.
    The United States embassy, USAID, and the Peace Corps are located in Ashgabat, Turkmenistan."
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreign_relations_of_Turkmenistan

  • Justin
    Justin Pirms 11 dienām

    I don't know who loves horses more? Berdimuhamedov or Tina Belcher?

    • Justin
      Justin Pirms 8 dienām

      Well Tina does dream about them and has an imaginary one as a friend

    • Cvetochek Cvetnikov
      Cvetochek Cvetnikov Pirms 8 dienām

      Stupid question..Berdimuhamedov of course

  • Jayne Strange
    Jayne Strange Pirms 11 dienām

    Who else think John Oliver could out-lift Berdimuhamedov?

  • regina jerusalemsky
    regina jerusalemsky Pirms 11 dienām

    And THAT IS ALL FOLKS!!..and that's all..too bad that that's not "all..and done.." for America..say..why was Clinton EMPEACHED again..?

  • No
    No Pirms 11 dienām +1

    You also forgot this show as one of the worst things in this world.

  • twfchamp02
    twfchamp02 Pirms 11 dienām

    I roared when he asked,” Who wants some fucking cake?”
    Then seeing that cake. Bravo John.
    Bravo.